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hello skeptic people everywhere no not

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here i'm just preparing for what is to

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be the pivotal skeptic

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presentation of all time i've got a few

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simple props here to demonstrate the um

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and i assume there's a few uh

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theoretical physicists watching i'm

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going to demonstrate planck time which

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is uh at the beginning of the universe

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and it's like really really really slow

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time by demonstrating if anyone can

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actually open a condom box in under 15

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standard seconds it could be relativity

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too i'm not quite sure another one which

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is all about science is the road bag now

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this is when you caught short in your

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car you get this out of the glove box

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you pee into it and your your pee turns

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into gel pretty cool right that means

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you don't wet your car so we're going to

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be demonstrating that tonight with some

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urine that i've already brought along

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because you should never go anywhere

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without a bottle of urine ask a cab

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driver

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what may not neglected to mention is

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that this is actually the inaugural

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speaker for the new skeptics in the pub

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sydney at our lovely new venue

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so i'm going to be setting a fairly low

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tone so skeptics in the pubs going up in

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the world yeah it really is we've

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improved the day we've got pp condoms i

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don't i don't know what we can say about

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our quality of speaker yeah

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right

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is

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so without any further

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thank you very much now because our

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night here is very much in base we can't

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actually talk on the microphone and play

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the sound on the computer at the same

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time so i've got a whole bunch of clips

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and everything and yes that is me with

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ron jeremy here on the screen legendary

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70s porn star

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backstage and though a few weeks ago as

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you can see we're both equally impressed

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with meeting each other

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now i am a bit of a skeptic but i'm also

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a big fan of alternative theories i

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don't like dogma either way and i love

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my ufos i love my crop circles and

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please come up to me after this show and

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feel free to use me because i'll be in

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that reminder

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but

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here i am actually building up i was

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preparing out in newcastle for the show

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by doing the madonna thing beforehand

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it's worked out quite well for me and

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you go well what kind of credentials

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have you got what kind of scientific

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background have you got to come here to

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talk to you tonight

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i was declared in 1995 by picture

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and that's me putting something down my

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pants there by the way in case you're

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also wondering about my credibility i am

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supporting village people at the edmond

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theater next saturday night

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it will be hazardous to anyone who

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attains please be as far away from

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skeptics in the public city as possible

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you would have seen him doing that

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and that was fun that was when the set

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of the enterprise came to uh the

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powerhouse museum and i got to sit in

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kirk's seat now of course you're all

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noticing the problem with this that

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chart is backwards today

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there's no way that they could get here

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from some other planet

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i'm

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um

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remember you're in a car it's moving

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there we

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put that in there for a go

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i think you'll know the average amount

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the platter is um we'll soon find out

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okay okay so hold it still now remember

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you're in a car it's moving you're on

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timing

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go

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one two three four five six twenty nine

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come on come on it's dark it's night

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time it's someone you really might lose